I Often Talked To Bing Crosby, And

I Find Very Often That Very Ugly Women Have Really Handsome Men And Vice Versa Because They Don't Have Any Competition. Sometimes Handsome Men Have Avoided Me.

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

That's How It Always Is In The Entertainment Industry, Your Feet Are Always Treading Jello.

I Was In Constant Demand, In My Professional Life And My Personal Life.