To Be A Star Is To Own

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

Lawyers Know How To Take Isolated Complaints In A Divorce Case And Build Them Into One Big One.

If You Use Your Imagination, You Can Look At Any Actress And See Her Nude... I Hope To Make You Use Your Imagination.

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.