I've No Interest In Fashion, Shoes, Handbags,

I Think It's Difficult, If You're A Quite Private Person Like I Am, To Write About Your Life Very Intimately.

By Crying On My Bed, Drinking Quite A Lot And Feeling Tempted By Drugs. Well, Just Not Reading It To Be Perfectly Honest With You. I Know It's A Bit Of A Copout.

So, My Style Has Hopefully Changed Over The Years And It Is More Relaxed, And I Do Tend To Smile And Have More Than One Expression These Days Hopefully - Which I Didn't At The Beginning.

What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat Person Trying To Run A Marathon?

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.