I Have Friends Who Vote Tory, And

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In Comedy.

Who Do I Like? I Am A Big Fan Of French And Saunders - Not That That They Are Particularly Stand-up I Have To Say, But I Think They Have Been Great For Women And They Are Of Themselves Just Incredibly Funny Whether They Are Male Or Female.

I'm Not A Flag Waver For Obesity. It's Not Healthy, And You Have A Crap Life Because There Is Such A Downer On It.

With Proper Acting, I Don't Know What I Would Play - I Got Sent A Script For A Play, And It Said In The Notes That My Proposed Character Was 'hideously Fat And Ugly'. That Made My Day. I Mean, I Do Know I Am No Oil Painting.