I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.