Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma, The Less Terra.