Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma, The Less Terra.

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.