Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

You've Heard Of People Living In A Fool's Paradise? Well, Leonora Has A Duplex There.