Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma, The Less Terra.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

Lawyers-they Get Together All Day And Say To Each Other, "what Can We Postpone Next?" The Only Thing They Don't Postpone, Of Course, Is Their Bill, Which Arrives Regularly. You've Heard About The Man Who Got The Bill From His Lawyer Which Said, "for Crossing The Street To Speak To You And Discovering It Was Not You, Twelve Dollars."