God Finally Caught His Eye.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.