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I Love Being Down At Occupy Wall Street. The Sincerity, The Youth Involvement, The Desire For Better, Is Palpable And Moving. There Is True Caring, Sharing, And Refreshingly Naïve Hope.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping. Men Invade Another Country. It's A Whole Different Way Of Thinking.

Guys Wake Up At Your Place And They Expect Breakfast. They Don't Eat Bagels And M&m's In The Morning. They Want Things Like Toast. I Say, 'i Don't Have These Recipes.'

I Am Thankful I Was Born In America, Although If I Gain Any More Weight The Burqa Thing May Start To Seem Like A Good Idea To Me. See? Another Plus About America, You Can Always Find Some Food.

You Know, If You Need 100 Rounds To Kill A Deer, Maybe Hunting Isn't Your Sport.