I've Had My Fills Of Cocaine And

Welcome To The World Of Bullshit, My Dear. You Have Arrived.

I Didn't Have Sex Until I Was 23 And That Was With A Man. I Made Up For Lost Time After That In A Hurry. I Wish I Could Have Had Sex When I Was, Like, 14, 15 Or 16 Because That's Such An Exciting Age To Have Sex.

I’ll Not Complain About Your Boring Life, If You Just Leave Me To Mine

He'd Been Drinking In A Bar Downtown, When He Thought He Heard A Choir Of Angels Singing In The Tiki Lounge. And That's When He Got Religion.

I Was Ready To Approach Her With My English Charm, When Her Brass Knuckled Boyfriend Grabbed Me By The Arm.