I've Got Wealth And Fame But I

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.

I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My 30th Year On Tv.

Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's Castle?

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.