Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.

I Have A Stepladder. It's A Very Nice Stepladder But It's Sad That I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

The Inventory Process And Stepping Back In Your Life Can Sometimes Be A Very Dark Process. But It Also Can Be Extremely Funny And Surprising.

Coming From Having Absolutely Nothing To Having A Few Grand In The Bank, It Was A Big Culture Leap. I Think That's Why I Went Off The Rails A Bit Really, 'cause There Was No Training For It. They Didn't Do Fame In Schools.

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.