I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

I Have A Stepladder. It's A Very Nice Stepladder But It's Sad That I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My 30th Year On Tv.

British Fans Are Exceptional, But The American Fans Are Something Else. Some Of Them Fly 500 Miles To Stand In Line For Three Hours, Just To Meet Me, Then When They Do They Collapse.