I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My

I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My 30th Year On Tv.

Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's Castle?

I Have A Stepladder. It's A Very Nice Stepladder But It's Sad That I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

There Was Never Any Career Plan. When 'red Dwarf' Started I Thought We Were Doing A Curious Little Sitcom On Bbc2, I Didn't Think I Was Becoming An Actor. I Didn't See That 21 Years Later I'd Still Be Talking About It, Let Alone Filming A New One. For Me Everything's Always Been An Accident.