I Have A Stepladder. It's A Very

I've Got Wealth And Fame But I Haven't Changed My Roots.

British Fans Are Exceptional, But The American Fans Are Something Else. Some Of Them Fly 500 Miles To Stand In Line For Three Hours, Just To Meet Me, Then When They Do They Collapse.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

There Was Never Any Career Plan. When 'red Dwarf' Started I Thought We Were Doing A Curious Little Sitcom On Bbc2, I Didn't Think I Was Becoming An Actor. I Didn't See That 21 Years Later I'd Still Be Talking About It, Let Alone Filming A New One. For Me Everything's Always Been An Accident.

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.