I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was

I Did Movie Star Impressions As A Kid In High School. Somehow They Just Got Out Of Hand.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

Maxwell Is Serious, Dedicated, Awkward, Forgetful, Pompous To A Certain Degree, Sentimental.