I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

Maxwell Is Serious, Dedicated, Awkward, Forgetful, Pompous To A Certain Degree, Sentimental.

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

I Was Married Awfully Young And I Felt Trapped. My Wife Had Been Divorced And All The Time We Were Married We Were Out Of The Church. It Wasn't Until We Were Divorced That We Became Good Catholics Again.