I Had A Wonderful Experience On The

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

I Am Very Excited To Be The Head Women's Basketball Coach At Beloit College, ... This Is A Great Opportunity For Me. I Am Looking Forward To Putting My Stamp On The Program. I Am Confident That I Can And Will Be Successful Here.

I Remember That The Priest Finally Said To Me, 'you Wouldn't Like To Have A Religion That Makes Things Easy For You.' Now I Know That Both Faith And Intellect Are Components Of Religious Belief.

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.