I Like Getting Married, But I Don't

I Did Movie Star Impressions As A Kid In High School. Somehow They Just Got Out Of Hand.

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.

I Was Married Awfully Young And I Felt Trapped. My Wife Had Been Divorced And All The Time We Were Married We Were Out Of The Church. It Wasn't Until We Were Divorced That We Became Good Catholics Again.

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.