I've Been Called Many Things, But Never

A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon Is Soothing. It Makes Living More Tolerable.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

It's One Of The Tragic Ironies Of The Theatre That Only One Man In It Can Count On Steady Work - The Night Watchman.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.