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You Always Think That A Bolt Of Lightning Is Going To Strike And Your Parents Will Magically Change Into The People You Wish They Were, Or Back Into The People They Used To Be.

The Desire To Get Married, Which - I Regret To Say, I Believe Is Basic And Primal In Women - Is Followed Almost Immediately By An Equally Basic And Primal Urge - Which Is To Be Single Again.

You're Born, You Die. Everything In Between Is Subject To Interpretation.

Summer Bachelors, Like Summer Breezes, Are Never As Cool As They Pretend To Be.

In The Way That Women Forget The Pain Of Childbirth, Men Forget That They Cry In Movies.