You Can't Call Yourself A Feminist If

I Don't Know Why So Much Nonsense About Age Is Written - Although I Can Certainly Understand That No One Really Wants To Read Anything That Says Aging Sucks.

Journalists Are Interesting. They Just Aren't As Interesting As The Things They Cover.

Don't You Love New York In The Fall? It Makes Me Want To Buy School Supplies. I Would Send You A Bouquet Of Newly Sharpened Pencils If I Knew Your Name And Address.

Everybody I Know Who Goes Out And Plays A Little Softball, They Break Their Leg.

The Big Cities Of America Are Becoming Third World Countries.