Take Notes. Everything Is Copy.

Whatever You Choose, However Many Roads You Travel, I Hope That You Choose Not To Be A Lady. I Hope You Will Find Some Way To Break The Rules And Make A Little Trouble Out There. And I Also Hope That You Will Choose To Make Some Of That Trouble On Behalf Of Women.

If Pregnancy Were A Book, They Would Cut The Last Two Chapters. The Beginning Is Glorious, Especially If You're Lucky Enough Not To Have Morning Sickness And If, Like Me, You've Had Small Breasts All Your Life. Suddenly They Begin To Grow, And You've Got Them, You've Really Got Them, Breasts, Darling Breasts, And When You Walk Down The Street They Bounce, Truly They Do, They Bounce Bounce Bounce.

As Far As The Men Who Are Running For President Are Concerned, They Aren't Even People I Would Date.

There Are Plenty Of Men Who Philander During The Summer, To Be Sure, But They Are Usually The Same Lot Who Philander During The Winter - Albeit With Less Convenience.

There Is No Reason To Confuse Television News With Journalism.