It's Triumphant For Someone To Wake Up

Being A Working Mother Means That You Are Always Disappointing Somebody.

When I Wear High Heels I Have A Great Vocabulary And I Speak In Paragraphs. I'm More Eloquent. I Plan To Wear Them More Often.

People Are Always Telling Me That Change Is Good. But All That Means Is That Something You Didn't Want To Happen Has Happened.

Any Idiot Can Be Brave, But Courage Is About Knowing What's At Stake, And Moving Forward Anyway.

Maybe That Whole Love Thing Is Just A Grown-up Version Of Santa Claus; Just A Myth We've Been Fed Since Childhood. So, We Keep Buying Magazines, Joining Clubs, And Doing Therapy And Watching Movies With Hit Pop Songs Played Over Love Montages All In A Pathetic Attempt To Explain Why Our Love Santa Keeps Getting Caught In The Chimney.