Clearly Romantic Comedy Is My Franchise Genre,

When You Read A Book As A Child, It Becomes A Part Of Your Identity In A Way That No Other Reading In Your Whole Life Does.

I Wouldn't Have Thought Of Myself As A Person Who Could Guide Anybody And Then It Turned Out That I Can.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

There Are Assumptions Made About The Way You Look. I'm Always Surprised When People Don't Think I'm Smart.

And Who Cares, Five Years Down The Road, What Most Movies Made Or Didn't Make? If It's Good, It Stands Up.