I'm A Sucker For A Funny Script.

I Love What You Might Call Brutal Elegance. Where Form And Function Are Really Obvious. There Is Nothing Easily Broken In This House.

I Wouldn't Have Thought Of Myself As A Person Who Could Guide Anybody And Then It Turned Out That I Can.

People Are Always Telling Me That Change Is Good. But All That Means Is That Something You Didn't Want To Happen Has Happened.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

The Ultimate Date For Me Would Be With Someone Fantastic, Fun And Great - And We'd Go To The Lennox Lewis/mike Tyson Fight.