It's The Good Loser Who Finally Loses

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.