It's That Show Friends. Ruined Coffee Forever.

People Everywhere Have Been Very, Very Good To Me, Whether I'm With Or Without Cameras.

Cooking Breakfast And Brunch Professionally Really Kind Of Ruined Breakfast Service For Me For A Long Time.

I Often Look Ridiculous In Japan. There's Really No Way To Eat In Japan, Particularly Kaiseki In A Traditional Ryokan, Without Offending The Japanese Horribly. Every Gesture, Every Movement Is Just So Atrociously Wrong, And The More I Try, The More Hilarious It Is.

An Ounce Of Sauce Covers A Multitude Of Sins.

I Love Bacon, But I Don't Think We Need It On Everything.