It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

It Is My Considered Opinion That The Human Race (soi Disant) Is Cruel, Idiotic, Sentimental, Predatory, Ungrateful, Ugly, Conceited And Egocentric To The Last Ditch And That The Occasional Discovery Of An Isolated Exception Is As Deliciously Surprising As Finding A Sudden Brazil Nut In What You Know To Be Five Pounds Of Vanilla Creams. These Glorious Moments, Although Not Making Life Actually Worth Living, Perhaps, At Least Make It Pleasanter.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.