Star Quality: I Don't Know What It

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

An Infant Prodigy Of Nine Is Shoved Upon The Stage In White. She Starts Off In A Dismal Whine About A Dark And Stormy Night, A Burglar, Whose Heart Is True, Despite His Wicked-looking Face, Who Puts The Little Child In Doom, To Save Her Mamma's Jewel Case. This May Bring Tears To Every Eye; It Does Not Set My Heart On Fire. I'd Like To Stand Serenely By And Watch That Horrid Child Expire.