Star Quality: I Don't Know What It

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

Star Quality: I Don't Know What It Is, But I've Got It.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?