Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

Familiarity Breeds Contempt, But Without A Little Familiarity It's Impossible To Breed Anything.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good Deal, But I Have An Uneasy Suspicion That My Mind Has Not Wandered Enough.