Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good Deal, But I Have An Uneasy Suspicion That My Mind Has Not Wandered Enough.

At Twelve Noon, The Natives Swoon And No Further Work Is Donebut Mad Dogs And Englishmen, Go Out In The Midday Sun.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.