It's Not What You Accomplish In Life

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

Nobody Ever Heard Jack Nicklaus Say "i Don't Know" About Anything.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Pebble Is A Piece Of Sacred Ground. They Say It's The Greatest Meeting Of Land And Water In The World. This Course Was Heaven Designed - Just The Way It Fits On The Land.

The Dollars Aren't So Important... Once You Have Them.