It's Not Too Far; It Just Seems

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

What A House - Nothin' But Rooms!

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.