So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

If My Father Was Alive To Hear That, He'd Turn Over In His Grave.

Bill Dickey Learned Me All His Experience.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]