In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I'm Glad I Was In The Navy.

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

The Future Isn't What Is Used To Be.