It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch

I Think Angelina Jolie Has Done Amazing, Amazing Things, And The International Adoption Rate Just Since Her Has Skyrocketed. It's Unbelievable.

I Don't Play Sports. The Only Sports I Play Is Shopping. But There Is A Lot Of Walking Involved In That... Running Sometimes If There's A Sale.

I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids In The Pool.

I'm Not Anorexic. I'm From Texas. Are There People From Texas That Are Anorexic? I've Never Heard Of One. And That Includes Me.

Ask Not From Whence I Came For The Gravity Of The Future Pulls Me Ever Forward.