It's Been Hard, But I've Finally Come

I Don't Have Anything To Prove Anymore. What Other People Think Of Me Is Not My Business.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

Giving Up My Scotch? My Macallan 18? That Was Hard For Me! Though Now That Doesn't Even Sound Good, Being Pregnant. You Crave Other Things. A Big Thing Of Water Sounds Great!

I Collect Lucky Pennies That I Find On The Ground. I Keep Them In A Ziploc Bag.

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.