I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That

Everybody Is A Dumb Blonde At Heart.

We Weren't Trying, But We Were Definitely Practicing - And Not Safely Practicing.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!

I Have Amazing Boobs. They're Just Perfect.