It's Like Carrying A Bowling Ball! Almost

I'm Not Anorexic. I'm From Texas. Are There People From Texas That Are Anorexic? I've Never Heard Of One. And That Includes Me.

I Want To Be A Diva... Like People-totally-respect-my-music Diva, Not Diva Like Carry-my-diet-coke-around.

Labor Is Really Going To Hurt.

The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times Each Day!

I'd Like To Tour With The Backstreet Boys Because I Love Them So Much.