It's Like Carrying A Bowling Ball! Almost

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

Fashion Just Comes Naturally To Me.

I Want To Do The Romantic Comedies. You Know, The Stuff That Meg Ryan And Julia Roberts Or Reese Witherspoon Would Choose, Of Course.

Please Remember, No Matter What You Go Through In Life, Somebody Else Might Have It Harder. So Just Appreciate. I Feel Like In Our World Today, We Focus On So Many Things That Are Completely Pointless.