It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau