It's Not A Joke: I Really Do

All Fame Is Is Having People You Don't Know Coming Up To You And Saying, 'hello.' I'm Always Polite And People Are Always Nice, But It's Weird.

Be The Ugly One, Look At The Nice One.

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.