The Tudors, I Don't Even Know If

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.