It's No Longer A Question Of Staying

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money, Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grandfather.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?