It's Never Too Late To Have A

Cartooning Is About Deconstruction: You Gotta Tear Something Down To Make A Joke.

I Hate Smoothies. Because They Won't Offer Firestone Ipa Beer As An Ingredient.

It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.

I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

Steve Dallas...a Frat-boy Lawyer Who I Knew In School. He's Never Written Me. I Suspect He Was Shot By An Annoyed Girlfriend, Which Has Saved Me Many Legal Fees.