It's Love That Makes The World Go

I Often Think It's Comical How Nature Always Does Contrive That Every Boy And Every Gal That's Born Into The World Alive Is Either A Little Liberal Or Else A Little Conservative!

Oh, Don't The Days Seem Lank And Long When All Goes Right And Nothing Goes Wrong, And Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At!

Is Life A Boon? If So, It Must Befall That Death, Whene'er He Call, Must Call Too Soon.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns