Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me

Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll On! Through Pathless Realms Of Space, Roll On!

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However Lowly.

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.