Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me

He Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well.

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Saturday Afternoon, Although Occurring At Regular And Well-foreseen Intervals, Always Takes This Railway By Surprise.

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One