It's Kinda All About Image.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.