I Don't Like Paris So Much.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.