I Don't Like Paris So Much.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

I Got Addicted To Tetris, Playing It In My Basement, I Was Missing All These Airplane Flights Over It. After The Fourth One That I Missed, I Realized I Needed To Get Rid Of This Thing - So Ever Since Then, I Don't Play Video Games Any More.

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.