It's A New Town. The Old Elegance

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.