I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.

I Should Only Have Been As Lucky As Valentino, In The Movies - I Didnt Have To Be A Gigolo. In Real Life.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

Everybody In Hollywood Was In Around The World In 80 Days. If You Weren't, You Left Town And Made Up An Excuse.