I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

They Would Glue The Wig To The Front Of My Forehead, And After A While It Would Give Me A Headache.