If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke,

I'm Satisfied To Go In At The Bottom - That's The Best Way To Learn What Things Are All About.

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

Valentino Was Apparently Gay Or Bisexual. And His Two Lesbian Wives. But Without Any Question, He Had Sex With Men. From Choice. So He Was One Or The Other.