It Was Decided Almost Two Hundred Years

Rich People (in Australia) Have Swimming Pools In Their Gardens But, At Least, They Do Swim In Them.

On The Continent There Is One Topic Which Should Be Avoided-the Weather; In England, If You Do Not Repeat The Phrase "lovely Day, Isn't It?" At Least Two Hundred Times A Day, You Are Considered A Bit Dull.

American Radio Is The Reverse Of The Shakespearean Stage. In Shakespeare's Time The World's Greatest Dramas Were Acted With The Most Primitive Technical Arrangements; On The American Air The World's Most Primitive Writing Is Performed Under Perfect Technical Conditions.

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

The World Still Consists Of Two Clearly Divided Groups: The English And The Foreigners. One Group Consists Of Less Than 50 Million People; The Other Of 3,950 Million. The Latter Group Does Not Really Count.