It Takes A Lot Of Courage To

You Become About As Exciting As Your Food Blender. The Kids Come In, Look You In The Eye, And Ask If Anybody's Home.

Before We Sent Kids To Computer Camps And Told Them They Were Having A Good Time, There Was Imagination Among The Human Species.

Have You Any Idea How Many Children It Takes To Turn Off One Light In The Kitchen Three. It Takes One To Say What Light And Two More To Say I Didn't Turn It On.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.