Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

Friends Are "annuals" That Need Seasonal Nurturing To Bear Blossoms. Family Is A "perennial" That Comes Up Year After Year, Enduring The Droughts Of Absence And Neglect. There's A Place In The Garden For Both Of Them.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.